Day 6 of the COVID-19 Battle Plan

Dear Friends:

Today has been a day of answers, followed by more questions. Hooray for the passage of the Stimulus Package. I feel so much more secure, as do my employees and team members.  Just as I was feeling more upbeat than I had in a few days, the Governor of Florida announced no new vacation rentals for the next 14 days. This came at almost 5pm! I have five guests arriving tomorrow. None of them are from Louisiana or New York, which was a big focus of his press conference. Though, goodness only knows, where anyone entering our state may have been! And that, really is the point. Let me clarify that I am not unhappy at these measures to protect our population and minimize the risk of further exposure. What disturbs me is the lack of definition in the order. Is it that we may take no new reservations; or, is it that no one is allowed past the roadblocks that are being installed? AND why does Florida not have a Shelter in Place Order for the whole state, instead of a much less stringent Stay At Home Order?

Ugh. Rant finished. Here is a SMASHING property that we virtually showed today. This beauty earned in its first ten months as a vacation rental $37K. It is a veritable unicorn being a 3/2 LEGAL 3-night minimum vacation rental, only steps to the pristine white sand of St. Pete Beach. Offered at $455,000 and sold as a turnkey vacation rental. All you and yours need to do is bring your toothbrush, (and sneak past the border control.) You know what? This will soon be over. I know that because, Bill Gates said it was true. He is for sure the smartest man left on this planet with the death of Stephen Hawking. When this “Pause” of real estate resets, there will still be a deficit of 4,000,000 units to satisfy our nation’s housing needs ! (Yep, that’s the number!) And real estate is more stable than the stock market. So, here is an investment that you can enjoy!!!!! READY?  Sit back relax and “Let Your Fingers Do the Walking” through my AWESOME Matterport 3-D Tour for 600 71st Ave #9 St. Pete Beach, FL 33706 Offered at $455,000. Here is the link: bit.ly/3DAWESOME

 

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For more info, here is a link for the website: bit.ly/TheWaves9  Check out the incredible private garden!

I leave you this evening with this funny: https://www.boredpanda.com/coronavirus-funny-jokes/?media_id=2121471

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#BeSafe #BeSmart #BeKind #HUMANSOVERHOUSES